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Hopes that the two pandas on loan to Canada for a decade would breed were dealt a setback after Toronto Zoo staff noticed male panda Da Mao hugging himself and dancing to Justin Bieber music he overheard coming from a visiting teeny bopper's iPhone. "I'm sure Da Mao is a very nice panda but he's...

Russian President Vladimar Putin shocked his nation by announcing his divorce from the mother of his two daughters, Lyudmila, on live TV. Then in a sit-down interview, the former KGB spy shocked the world when he admitted he has become "lusty" for former U.S. First Lady and Secretary of State...

On the heels of the Quebec Soccer Federation banning children from wearing turbans while playing in kiddie league games, the Province of Quebec has extended the ban to include cowboy hats being worn anywhere in public by adults or children. "Cowboy hats are destroying our natural French love of...

As a march took place in downtown Toronto to show support for the uprising against violent government crackdowns in Turkey, embattled Mayor Rob Ford's office issued a rambling media release declaring it officially "Support Free Turkey Day." But Mayor Ford was referring to the edible fowl, not the...

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has blatantly stepped up efforts to improve relations with U.S. President Barack Obama with the gift of a 2-year old neutered male beaver. Relations between Harper and Obama have been frosty since Obama was overheard and recorded referring to the Prime...

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Former Chicago Bulls star Dennis Rodman (53) says he will marry North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un's older sister, Chins Un (61).

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An Alberta hospital group that just opened two "Angel Cradle" baby boxes for the safe drop-off of unwanted newborns has expanded the program to allow people to drop off unwanted old people.

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Looking to buy khaki culottes with metal pocket snaps, Tadd Tetrault wandered a bit in a new Calgary Target store before he saw the sign.

"Sorry. Men's Wear."

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Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer says her state will not destroy thousands of guns already bought by police in a "Get Guns Off The Street" weapons reduction program as planned.